How to Preserve Children :0)

[DiMoraGifts]

I bought a very old cookbook awhile back and this recipe
was one of my favorites
I had to share:)

How To Preserve Children

Take one large grassy field,
Add one half dozen children,
three dogs,
one long, narrow brook (preferable with pebbles)
Mix children and dogs and turn into grassy field,
stir constantly.
Sprinkle with wild spring flowers.
Pour brook over pebbles, cover all with deep blue sky,
and bake in hot sun.
When well browned, they may be removed to a bathtub.
Given a good scrubbing, wholesome food, a prayer, a kiss,
and tucked into a clean bed.

[InspirationPlus]

I love that. So visual. It was like a slide show in my mind while reading. Thanks for sharing. :)

[Sports_Card_King]

I love that. So visual. It was like a slide show in my mind while reading. Thanks for sharing. :)

You? Im trying to picture the dog(s) and kids in the blender LOL Im glad I see my shrink in a few days :D

[thisnthatguy]

I tried out your recipe...here's my Niece and friends...
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f212/thisnthatguy/bernadettemud.jpg

[springsale]

I would not put them in the tub. I would run a hose over them!

[DiMoraGifts]

I'd agree Donna
Looks like you need to add some more of the babbling brook:D