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InspirationPlus
05-26-2009, 03:40 AM
The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach.

"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.

"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"

"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash.

"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"

The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
purplepeanuts
05-26-2009, 10:11 AM
LOL very cute
rnrgiftsnmore
05-27-2009, 02:17 AM
:D Too funny Sandra! Love it when I can laugh out loud in the early morning hours.
InspirationPlus
06-28-2009, 05:24 AM
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rnrgiftsnmore
06-28-2009, 04:32 PM
LOL!! Poor Brett...
InspirationPlus
06-29-2009, 06:16 AM
The Vikings said they're a team of integrity and goals, and they want Brett Favre to give them a decision by the end of this week,
because Sunday is the start of their annual hooker boat party.
InspirationPlus
08-29-2009, 04:12 PM
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DiMoraGifts
09-15-2009, 01:07 PM
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first American football game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles,
but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game,
all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo?
It's only 25 cents!!!!"
InspirationPlus
09-20-2009, 06:25 AM
Eye-examination charts vary according to the manufacturer,
but one thing they have in common is that they don't spell anything.

One day a patient came into my office for an
ophthalmological exam. I asked him to read the 20/40 line of
the eye chart, but obviously the letters FZBDE were mostly a
blur to him. Finally he ventured a guess.

"I can't pronounce his name," the man said, "but I think he
played football for Notre Dame."