Parrot Joke

[bumpers53]

A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says: "the parrot on the left costs 500 dollars".

"Why, does the parrot cost so much" asks the first man. The owner says "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer".

The man then asks about the next parrot to be told that this one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.

Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot to be told that it costs 2,000 dollars. Needless to say this begs the question "What can it do?"

To which the owner replies "to be honest, I've never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!".

[unclejunk1]

Ok you begged for this one!:D A Chinese man walked into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and ordered a drink. The bartender said where did you find him, the parrot looked him in the eye and said - China, there are billions of them there.:rolleyes:

[bumpers53]

Thank you that one was the perfect way to start out my day, a good cup of coffee and a smile to make the day brighter!

[unclejunk1]

Well I hope it goes well, time for me to water the tomatoes before they die. Have a great one!

[Lanascountry]

Very good, But folks..please lets put the jokes in the 'SOMETHING FUNNY
I HEARD THREAD' (Thanks and we appreciate it.) :)

[bumpers53]

Sorry I saw jokes as part of Community Cafe subtitles items in the parenthesis it is listed there after Community Cafe for things that are part of it and thought this was where they went. Won't happen again will use the Something funny I heard section from now on.

[Lanascountry]

You are right..I just like to find them easy..NO PROBLEM!! :D

[unclejunk1]

OOP's quit twisting my ear, it hurts!

[Lanascountry]

Hummmmm..your Mod person feels sorta silly..sawwwwy guys..It SAYS
up there 'TELL A JOKE' :D
(me goofed)http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/lana-country/A-ICONS-GRAPHICS-MORE/kiss.gif

[unclejunk1]

Well we wuv you to Lana!

[Lanascountry]

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OH EVEN when I GOOF..huh..'WE ARE FAM..ILY' :D

[bumpers53]

For you Lana it will be Something Funny I heard section from now on cause we all like to read jokes and trust me with a good cup a coffee there is no better way to start out a day!